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What Not To Do On Saint Paddy’s Day (VIDEO)
Americans celebrate Saint Patrick's day by wearing green, drinking and insisting that for just one day out of the year, that everyone is Irish.
In 2011 there was a little incident in Albany and that little incident is a prime example of what not to do in Albany on Saint Patrick's day, because there i…
Stupid Qpid: The ‘Official’ Video (VIDEO)
Yesterday was just a teaser, today Q103 has the exclusive official Stupid Qpid video from Friday. This video is so official that a group of officials tried to officiate the video and were penalized because for not being official enough.
Yesterday I posted this blog:
I told the epic story of Stupid Qpi…
New Year’s Resolution (VIDEO)
My New Year's resolution for 2016, is to be more realistic, I am setting the bar pretty low, because I would probably fail if it was not, and I want this year to be a success.
My New Year's resolution could've been to quite drinking and smoking, but when the ball dropped I am pretty su…
2015 Was A Major Disappointment (VIDEO)
No flying cars, or Black & Decker Hydrator, Lawyers have not been abolished, there has not been a new "Jaws" movie since 1987, the Cubs did not win the World Series, and the Hoverboard is a lie!
Don't believe me?
Just ask Mike Tyson.
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The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 11 (Video)
On the 11th day of Christmas, Q103 gave me oregano, but it was supposed to be "Pipers Piping," and now I would like to file a complaint.
Although I enjoy sharing my gifts, from Q103 with all of you, there are 2 that I am upset about.
"Ladies Dancing"
I did not mind t…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 10 (Video)
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.
 
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 9 (Video)
On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing."
If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of thr…
The 12 Days of Christmas, Day 7 (Video)
On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow.
I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 6 (Video)
On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy.
Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it.
2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 5 (Video)
On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them.
I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are f…
The 12 Days Of Christmas Day 1 (Video)
This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more.
Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice al…
Black Friday Is Coming (Videos NSFW)
In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I rediscovered the origin of Thanksgiving, thanks to some kids on the History Channel, now I think that, maybe Squanto did show us how to use the land, so that we can go shopping...

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