dumb people

Druck Man Rides Crocodile, Survives
Stupid is as drunk does I guess. An Australian man drunkenly attempts riding a crocodile - because you know, it seemed like the cool thing to do. Somehow, the guy survives to tell what might be the dumbest, yet craziest, drunken story ever.
Man Loses Manhood Due To Olive Oil Injection
The headline is correct; A man who had his penis injected with Olive Oil no longer has said manhood. We hear commercials on the radio and see them on TV for male enhancement all the time. This guy went a different, more illegal and unproven, route.