dumb criminals

Take a multi-time registered sex offender, put him in a stair case, and let the good times roll. Well, the cops tried to stop him but he replied with "I'm almost done". Yeah, that didn't sit well.

Stupid is as drunk does I guess. An Australian man drunkenly attempts riding a crocodile - because you know, it seemed like the cool thing to do. Somehow, the guy survives to tell what might be the dumbest, yet craziest, drunken story ever.

There is something to be said for an idiot who is high and Damaine Mitchell found out the hard way how to land yourself in the slammer with more time - by asking the judge for "one more joint" before being incarcerated.

Who says Potheads aren't community oriented? A weed dealer in Brooklyn, NY saw the devastation caused by Super-storm Sandy and decided to help, by having a weed sale with the proceeds being donated to the victims.

Dope don't pay kids. Just ask the woman who swallowed 51 condoms filled with Heroin and got caught by customs officials in Canada! Best part, the "Trafficker" would have died if she had not received medical help when she did.

Is it possible to get busted for to two DUIs in one night? Yes, I read stories all the time about people getting released and then busted hours later. This guy though did the ultimate in DUI arrest stories; he got busted twice in one night at the same exact time.

In Abilene, TX a 52 year old wannabe criminal tried to pull off the crime of his life but didn't think it through too well. Needless to say that swapping price tags on a TV and dollar item was easy to catch.

Maybe he thought he could get away with it if nobody saw him do it. One problem though, not everybody at the bookstore for the blind is actually blind. Last week in Philadelphia a man walked into a bookstore whipped out his junk, then ran away. The woman he showed was unfortunately or fortunately was not blind.