dumb criminals

A woman in Lykens, PA came home one night to realize that someone had broken into her home on November 12th. Strangely nothing was taken. However, her fridge and utensil drawer were super-glued shut.

A jailbreak in Brazil was ruined all because the belly of the prisoner trying to escape was too large. 28 year old Rafael Valadao and a cellmate created a hole in their cell with a shower rod. The cellmate made it out because he was skinny enough to fit through the hole. Rafael wasn't so lucky.

We've all been to a fast food restaurant and given the wrong order. How have you reacted? Were you angry? Did you go back and get the right order? Did you destory the eating area? One guy from Pennsylvania did the latter and now he faces jail time.

When are you too drunk to drive? One German gave us the worst, or for joking purposes the best, example in the history of fail.

Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...

If there is one I have learned in my 29 years of life it's that "there is no hell like a woman scorn " In Westmoreland County, PA it got a bit intense when a girl went stab happy on her boyfriend after being denied the final beer in the fridge.

After robbing a bank, most criminals will try to lay low for a period of time. Not 19-year-old Hannah Sabata. The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen wanted to get credit for her ability to knock over a local bank for over $6,000 and also make off with a Pontiac Grand Am that didn't belong to her.

When it comes to social media, seems like people want to post every little mundane fact about themselves in hopes of the world will give a crap about it. There are times where it can help and become important; like when thieves post about their exploits only to be caught because of doing so. This case is a bit different though, it wasn't the thief that did himself in, rather the CCTV that caught h

When and if you get pulled over by a cop, it's never a good thing. Doesn't matter if you were speeding or in your mind "doing nothing wrong". So when the cop ask you to step out of your car, it's best to do and to go along with whatever he ask. Roger Alvin, on the other hand, was so pee'd off he literally peed on the cop's car.

A Swedish woman has been taken in to custody for a very strange crime, against the dead. The 37 year old is being accused of necrophilia and "violating the peace of the dead." Yes, meaning she's having sex with skeletons. I'm serious, you can't make this crap up.

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

The Grinch has stuck early this year. In the city of Hamlin, about 4 hours to our West, 350 Christmas Trees have gone missing in a heist of epic proportions.