dumb criminals

Of course this story comes from my home state of Ohio. Then again, I'm used to stupidity from my fellow Ohioans - It's nothing new and if you are from there, you know what I mean. Coming straight outta Kettering, a 22-year-old was arrested for doing the most gangster thing he could think to do - bark at a police dog and because there is nothing better to do in Kettering, he was arrested.

As any thief worth his salt knows, a clean getaway is absolutely essential. Well, a South Carolina teen recently botched a robbery in a big way after police followed a trail of Cheetos right to his front door. (While that's not the thief pictured above, authorities should still be on the lookout for a hungry cheetah in human clothing.)

I've heard of smuggling items in the most privatest parts of your body before, but this is on a whole different level. Jessica Webster was arrested and while being booked, things got a little bit "prickly"

If you can sue McDonald's because your coffee was "Too Hot" and didn't know any better, I guess you can sue Beer Companies because their product "made you commit a crime" right? That's what's happening in Idaho as a group of 5 inmates are suing beer and wine companies around the US saying their product made them "do it."

While most of us rang in the new year with a noisemaker and a drink or two, 29-year-old Coco Bennett celebrated by brandishing a samurai sword in front of police. Oh, and he was stark naked too, of course.

The clerk at the Sheridan Mini Mart in East Bremerton, Washington probably isn't the world's greatest employee. In fact, when a woman came into the store at 10 PM Thursday night the slacker-in-question wouldn't stop talking on his phone as she tried to grab his attention. His conversation was so engrossing that he didn't even care that she had a gun.

Christmas is behind us now but this story warrants conversation. Gregory Cook of Cicero, Ill allegedly stole gifts from two homes, then re-wrapped the items to give to his family.

It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.

Turning one wrong into a right. Police in Orlando, FL were chasing a car early this morning (Thursday) that they believed to have been car jacked, what they found was a litter more sweeter.

Drunk and asking for your "Mommy" is no way to go through life son. The man in the following video spat on police, threatened to kill said police officers, kicked one officer in the face, banged his head against the seat, and when it was all said and done - he begged for mommy, not before being tased though. Enjoy.

Usually we hear stories of drug smuggling in various "private parts" of ones body to get across boarders or in to jails. And with most cases, they get busted. A woman in Spain fell victim to such a circumstance when she was stopped at the airport by boarder police and they found cocaine in her breast implants.

You've surely heard of highway robbery? It turns out that driveway robbery is also a thing (a very, very literal thing).