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Man Uses Breathalyzer As Phone, Fails
December 10, 2012 When are you too drunk to drive? One German gave us the worst, or for joking purposes the best, example in the history of fail.
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December 10, 2012
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Man Steals Ex’s Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife
Donald Albritton's marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old's former-flame, didn't exactly get a say in the matter...
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Don’t Take the Last Beer – Your Girlfriend May Stab You
December 7, 2012 If there is one I have learned in my 29 years of life it's that "there is no hell like a woman scorn " In Westmoreland County, PA it got a bit intense when a girl went stab happy on her boyfriend after being denied the final beer in the fridge.
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Dumb Teen Bank Robber Brags About Crime on YouTube, Gets Busted
After robbing a bank, most criminals will try to lay low for a period of time. Not 19-year-old Hannah Sabata. The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen wanted to get credit for her ability to knock over a local bank for over $6,000 and also make off with a Pontiac Grand Am that didn't belong to her.
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Thief Caught Because of Facebook
November 30, 2012 When it comes to social media, seems like people want to post every little mundane fact about themselves in hopes of the world will give a crap about it. There are times where it can help and become important; like when thieves post about their exploits only to be caught because of doing so. This case is a bit different though, it wasn't the thief that did himself in, rather the CCTV that caught him in the act.
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How To Pee Off A Cop – Pee On His Car
November 24, 2012 When and if you get pulled over by a cop, it's never a good thing. Doesn't matter if you were speeding or in your mind "doing nothing wrong". So when the cop ask you to step out of your car, it's best to do and to go along with whatever he ask. Roger Alvin, on the other hand, was so pee'd off he literally peed on the cop's car.
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She Needed A Good “Bone” – Woman Has Sex With Skeleton
November 23, 2012 A Swedish woman has been taken in to custody for a very strange crime, against the dead. The 37 year old is being accused of necrophilia and "violating the peace of the dead." Yes, meaning she's having sex with skeletons. I'm serious, you can't make this crap up.
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Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist
Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
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350 Christmas Trees Stolen in New York
November 22, 2012 The Grinch has stuck early this year. In the city of Hamlin, about 4 hours to our West, 350 Christmas Trees have gone missing in a heist of epic proportions.
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Perve to Cops “I’m Almost Done”
November 20, 2012
Take a multi-time registered sex offender, put him in a stair case, and let the good times roll. Well, the cops tried to stop him but he replied with "I'm almost done". Yeah, that didn't sit well.
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Druck Man Rides Crocodile, Survives
November 19, 2012 Stupid is as drunk does I guess. An Australian man drunkenly attempts riding a crocodile - because you know, it seemed like the cool thing to do. Somehow, the guy survives to tell what might be the dumbest, yet craziest, drunken story ever.
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Criminal Ask Judge for “One More Joint”
November 19, 2012 There is something to be said for an idiot who is high and Damaine Mitchell found out the hard way how to land yourself in the slammer with more time - by asking the judge for "one more joint" before being incarcerated.