dumb criminals

When you first meet someone, it's all about impressing them so they will date you - right? You show your "A" game from day one, hype up your job, etc. Key thing here - DON'T LIE ABOUT YOUR JOB. A Pizza Hut employee in Florida lied to his live in girlfriend about being a cop.

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald's, Subway and Hardee's.

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman's tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who "stole" it from her.

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea. Rea

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer. Especially a wing.

Ever been so drunk you tried to pick a fight with someone? Jessica Diaz did just that, except she picked a fight with a woman holding a baby. Words were exchanged and then things get a bit crazy.

Here's a story to never speak of ever again, unless of course you like that sorta thing. Timothy Paez is accused of peeing on a woman that rejected his advances.

Stupid is as stupid does and stupid doesn't prepare properly for a robbery. Richard Boudreaux went to rob his former employer dressed in camo, gloves, but no mask. He forgot the mask and decided to use a bucket as his mask so cameras didn't catch his face.

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up. Way up.

Seems like something out of a cartoon or even bad movie - Burglars in Berlin, Germany  dug a 30 meter (100 ft) tunnel under a bank and robbed it.

There are ways to get a woman to like you - flowers, romantic dinners, cards, etc. One not on that list: Handcuffing your love interest in a bid to convince them to date you.

I've heard of some stupid things to get busted for being drunk on - lawn mowers, go-karts, electric wheel chairs, etc - but never have I seen "drunk on a horse" before. Mr. Charles Cowart has the mighty honors of being a first entraint in the "White Trash Theater" to feature a horse.