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Dumb Teens Steal Credit Card, Take Photo Booth Pics With It

Donald Deane — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:05:53 +0000

A group of teens in Maryland accused of credit card theft have been identified thanks to incriminating photo booth pics they took of themselves holding the card. Oh well. No one ever said you had to be smart to commit fraud.

High Schooler Changes Fellow Student's Name in Yearbook to Lewd Term, Gets Busted

Donald Deane — Wed, 29 May 2013 18:25:21 +0000

Missouri high school student Kaitlyn Booth probably thought she was pulling off the mother of all pranks when she changed a fellow student's last name to an offensive term in the school's yearbook, but now the joke's on her. Booth has been arrested and could be charged with a felony.

Father Arrested After Letting 9-Year-Old Daughter Drive Car

Donald Deane — Wed, 22 May 2013 00:45:06 +0000

In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.

Mom Puts Three-Year-Old Son Up for Adoption on Craigslist

Donald Deane — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:00:44 +0000

Craigslist is a great resource for meeting people and buying and selling almost anything. But when it comes to giving away children, there are probably better ways. That didn't stop a Texas woman from offering her three-year-old for adoption on the service, however.

Ex-Con Steals iPhone, Hides It In Rectum & It Rings (Oops)

Wes Styles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:00:30 +0000

There are many ways to find your phone nowadays if it goes missing. There are thousands of apps to locate the device and there is even a website to call your phone if you lose it in the house!

One iPhone owner had to use an app and one phone call to find where his phone was hidden. I'm sure after it was retrieved he got a new phone immediately.

Man Takes "Too Many" Free Sample, Gets Arrested

Wes Styles — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 16:00:16 +0000

The Free Sample tray is a great way to try and get potential customers to buy your product. Some take the sample while others just walk on by but one man took “too many” free samples. Erwin Lingitz of Minnesota is suing the Cub Foods for being “ruffed up” by employees of the store for [...]

Robber Has Heart Attack During Botched Robbery [Video]

Wes Styles — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:30:49 +0000

Talk about one heart stopping robbery, literally. At a São Paulo, Brazil gas station Luiz Antônio Teixeira, along with 2 friends, attempt to hold up a couple clerks and in the middle of the robbery he drops to the ground. The 25 year old has, according to his mother, had heart problems since he was a child. [...]

3 Stoners Get Busted For Smoking Pot, In A Police Parking Lot

Wes Styles — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:30:58 +0000

No matter if you’re for or against it legalizing – One thing can be said: True Stoners do nothing to help their cause in most cases; This being one of them. A group of 3 pot heads didn’t make the cops go far at all to nap them for puffing on the green. The 3 [...]

World's Most Cold-Hearted Thief Steals $6 From a Nun

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 03:09:46 +0000

A thief in Boston is going to have to do some serious explaining the next time he goes to confession. Sister Alice Kenneally, an 85-year-old nun, was robbed of $6 last week while she was getting set to pay for tickets to a Lenten fish dinner. Sister Alice says she was reaching for her money [...]

Skipped Bar Tab Turns To Felony Complete With High Speed Chase

Wes Styles — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 17:45:42 +0000

Skipping out on a tab is a horrible idea and considered theft. Skipping out on a $16 is just moronic. Detroit’s Marlon Cortez Stanfield thought he could just walk away on his tab at a Buffalo Wild Wings and the cops wouldn’t do anything about it. He was wrong. Police were called to the restaurant due to the skipped [...]

Drunk Woman Takes Off Pants, Flee Cops In Toy Power Wheels Truck

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 02:25:37 +0000

Jamie Craft of Jonesboro, Arkansas has herself quite a Tuesday.

The 28-year old kicked of her midweek adventure by getting good and drunk and crashing her Trans Am into the side of a mobile home. Mind you this was a proper, adult sized Trans Am, which becomes important later in this tale and also made what she did a pretty serious crime.

Pizza Guy Pretends To Be Cop To Impress Girlfriend, Gets Arrested.

Wes Styles — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:00:12 +0000

When you first meet someone, it’s all about impressing them so they will date you – right? You show your “A” game from day one, hype up your job, etc. Key thing here – DON’T LIE ABOUT YOUR JOB. A Pizza Hut employee in Florida lied to his live in girlfriend about being a cop. [...]

Man Calls 911 Nine Times to Request a Cheeseburger

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 04:29:04 +0000

There is just something about fast food that makes people abuse 911. In the past, folks have been arrested after calling emergency services to report problems with their orders at Burger King, McDonald’s, Subway and Hardee’s. Gregory Jackson Sr. decided to cut out the middleman. Instead of going to his local restaurant chain to be disappointed, [...]

Woman Loses Tooth In Burglar's Hand

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 14:00:42 +0000

Police in the Cayman Islands are on the look out for a local woman’s tooth. They may well find it still stuck in the hand of the man who “stole” it from her. What had happened is the woman awoke early Friday morning to find a burglar in her house. The thief tried to silence her screams [...]

Drunken Jerk Drops Pants, Spanks Off, Sings for Police

Mike Adams — Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:26:24 +0000

Across the bayou, it is not difficult to find a crossbreed of stark-raving mad drunkards and dive bar sideshows aggressively humping the legs off civil society. Unfortunately, when there is nothing civilized left for these gutter fiends to devour besides the skin in between their teeth, the only hope for the rest of us is that soon the flood waters will rise again and bury these beasts at sea.

Desperate Men Commit Inside Job in Crime of the Century, Stealing $65,000 Worth of Chicken Wings

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:00:22 +0000

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer. Especially a wing. Two men identified as Renaldo Jackson and Dewayne Patterson have been arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of frozen Tyson chicken wings. The wings were pilfered from Nordic Cold Storage where [...]

Drunk Woman Picks Fight, Punches Baby

Wes Styles — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 17:45:46 +0000

Ever been so drunk you tried to pick a fight with someone? Jessica Diaz did just that, except she picked a fight with a woman holding a baby. Words were exchanged and then things get a bit crazy. Diaz felt it necessary to punch the woman she was arguing with, but missed – horribly. In [...]

Girl Rejects Guy, Guy Pees On Girl

Wes Styles — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:05:24 +0000

Here’s a story to never speak of ever again, unless of course you like that sorta thing. Timothy Paez is accused of peeing on a woman that rejected his advances. The Boulder, CO Police report says that Paez walked up the to woman at a bar and put his arm around her. The woman responded with [...]

Robber Forgets Mask, Wears Bucket Instead To Hide Face

Wes Styles — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:30:03 +0000

Stupid is as stupid does and stupid doesn’t prepare properly for a robbery. Richard Boudreaux went to rob his former employer dressed in camo, gloves, but no mask. He forgot the mask and decided to use a bucket as his mask so cameras didn’t catch his face. Richard knew the place had cameras and upon [...]

YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies

Drew Weisholtz — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 02:14:58 +0000

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up. Way up. Ross, 18, was arrested Sunday, for giving people wedgies outside a movie theater in Bradenton, Florida. Ross isn’t some overgrown high school bully; rather, it seems he was filming the spree to post on his [...]