Consider this the dumbest of the dumb criminals in the world, at least for this week.
A would-be robber tries to friend his victim on Facebook the day after the robbery.
Albany police were called to Legend's Bar on North Pearl Sunday night after a report of a man harassing a woman. The police would arrest the man in question not for that, but rather the large amount of drugs he had on him.
Some people have twisted some ways to get their 'rocks off' and in Herkimer County, two men were arrested for their attempt make a sex tape with a farm animal.
You have to give it to drunk people; when it needed they can be rather creative. Not saying that creativeness is pure brilliance but at least they give it a shot.
Like these two drunk who told police their dog was driving when their minivan crashed.
This guy was so desperate to hide his allegedly stolen items from the cops that he inserted them all 21 items into his rectum, including a socket wrench.
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Stupid is as lazy does.
Miramar, Florida Police are on the lookout for a masked man who attempted to rob a Wendy's restaurant last week without ever leaving his car. Yes, as in he tried to hold the place up while sitting in his car at the drive-thru.