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Ex-Con Steals iPhone, Hides It In Rectum & It Rings (Oops)

Wes Styles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:00:30 +0000

There are many ways to find your phone nowadays if it goes missing. There are thousands of apps to locate the device and there is even a website to call your phone if you lose it in the house!

One iPhone owner had to use an app and one phone call to find where his phone was hidden. I'm sure after it was retrieved he got a new phone immediately.

3 Stoners Get Busted For Smoking Pot, In A Police Parking Lot

Wes Styles — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:30:58 +0000

No matter if you’re for or against it legalizing – One thing can be said: True Stoners do nothing to help their cause in most cases; This being one of them. A group of 3 pot heads didn’t make the cops go far at all to nap them for puffing on the green. The 3 [...]

Desperate Men Commit Inside Job in Crime of the Century, Stealing $65,000 Worth of Chicken Wings

Drew Weisholtz — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:00:22 +0000

The brains behind a fowl crime in Georgia’s Gwinnett County thought they’d get away with it on a wing and a prayer. Especially a wing. Two men identified as Renaldo Jackson and Dewayne Patterson have been arrested for stealing $65,000 worth of frozen Tyson chicken wings. The wings were pilfered from Nordic Cold Storage where [...]

Girl Rejects Guy, Guy Pees On Girl

Wes Styles — Fri, 18 Jan 2013 16:05:24 +0000

Here’s a story to never speak of ever again, unless of course you like that sorta thing. Timothy Paez is accused of peeing on a woman that rejected his advances. The Boulder, CO Police report says that Paez walked up the to woman at a bar and put his arm around her. The woman responded with [...]

Robber Forgets Mask, Wears Bucket Instead To Hide Face

Wes Styles — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 15:30:03 +0000

Stupid is as stupid does and stupid doesn’t prepare properly for a robbery. Richard Boudreaux went to rob his former employer dressed in camo, gloves, but no mask. He forgot the mask and decided to use a bucket as his mask so cameras didn’t catch his face. Richard knew the place had cameras and upon [...]

Man Handcuffs Woman He Want To Date, Arrested

Wes Styles — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 18:05:37 +0000

There are ways to get a woman to like you – flowers, romantic dinners, cards, etc. One not on that list: Handcuffing your love interest in a bid to convince them to date you. Jason Dean, 25, worked at Taco Bell with 18-year-old woman he was interested in. He made a bid to show her his feelings [...]

Drunk Goes Nuts In Cop Car; Ask For Mommy

Wes Styles — Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:05:13 +0000

Drunk and asking for your "Mommy" is no way to go through life son.

The man in the following video spat on police, threatened to kill said police officers, kicked one officer in the face, banged his head against the seat, and when it was all said and done - he begged for mommy, not before being tased though.

Enjoy.

Woman Tries To Smuggle Cocaine in Breast Implants

Wes Styles — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:05:57 +0000

Usually we hear stories of drug smuggling in various “private parts” of ones body to get across boarders or in to jails. And with most cases, they get busted. A woman in Spain fell victim to such a circumstance when she was stopped at the airport by boarder police and they found cocaine in her breast implants. [...]

Thief Caught Because of Facebook

Wes Styles — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:15:59 +0000

When it comes to social media, seems like people want to post every little mundane fact about themselves in hopes of the world will give a crap about it. There are times where it can help and become important; like when thieves post about their exploits only to be caught because of doing so. This case is a bit different though, it wasn't the thief that did himself in, rather the CCTV that caught him in the act.

How To Pee Off A Cop – Pee On His Car

Wes Styles — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 15:13:21 +0000

When and if you get pulled over by a cop, it's never a good thing. Doesn't matter if you were speeding or in your mind "doing nothing wrong". So when the cop ask you to step out of your car, it's best to do and to go along with whatever he ask. Roger Alvin, on the other hand, was so pee'd off he literally peed on the cop's car.

350 Christmas Trees Stolen in New York

Wes Styles — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 15:00:43 +0000

The Grinch has stuck early this year. In the city of Hamlin, about 4 hours to our West, 350 Christmas Trees have gone missing in a heist of epic proportions. It happened in the early hours yesterday, November 21th, when someone stole a 28-foot trailer. Police are investigating the incident and currently have solid no [...]

Woman Swollows 51 Drug-Filled Condoms & Gets Busted

Wes Styles — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 13:44:37 +0000

Dope don’t pay kids. Just ask the woman who swallowed 51 condoms filled with Heroin and got caught by customs officials in Canada! Best part, the “Trafficker” would have died if she had not received medical help when she did. Agents detained the woman on November 6 at the Vancouver International Airport on suspicion of [...]

Woman Chased By Cops For Driving Topless

WQBK — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 15:16:12 +0000

All Mandy Ramsey 35, wanted to do was surprise her husband by driving home with the headlights and high beams on. On the way she was clocked doing 71 mph in 55 mph zone and when police tried to pull her over, she sped away. In the process she ran a stop sign and hit a tree but she was still able to get away.

Guy Crashes into Taco Bell Because They Screwed Up His Order

Mike Adams — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:30:43 +0000

Few people truly understand the love between a man and a taco like we do. In fact, a couple of us here in the editorial office have been guilty in the past of getting a little fired up simply because our taco order wasn’t right. So we understand how a discrepancy in ones food order [...]