You have to give it to drunk people; when it needed they can be rather creative. Not saying that creativeness is pure brilliance but at least they give it a shot. Like these two drunk who told police their dog was driving when their minivan crashed.
Normally, drunk drivers create accident scenes, and in this case, this one did- kinda. Well, not kinda, more like- here's an accident scene, I'm drunk, might as well stop for it by ramming into it thus creating an accident scene on top of an accident scene. Confused? Let me break it down f…
Usually it's a good idea when going out for a 'night on the town' to have someone chosen as your Designated Driver (or DD). That person then shouldn't drink (aka stay sober) the entire night to make sure the people having fun get home safe. That's idea at least.
There's a new entry in the dictionary for the word "Irony". In Vermont, police say a man was busted for DUI after driving on the front lawn of the historic house once owned by Alcoholics Anonymous founder Bill Wilson.