How often do you read a title like that? Normally, some drunk fool runs into an innocent person who was just out running errands. Nope, not in this case, not at all. In fact, this story is somewhat comical. I know what you're going to say: Two people were hurt, how is that comical? Look it, drinking and driving is one of the most selfish things someone can do. So the fact that two goobers ran into each other hopped up on hops is, to me, is ironically funny.