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The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 12 (Video)
On the 12th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, the end.
The original plan was to have me sit in front of the drummer of Red Sun Rising, during his sound check, but I was running late because of traffic going north. I had missed my window, to sit in front of a drum kit, and have me ears blown out, for…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 10 (Video)
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.
 
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 9 (Video)
On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing."
If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of thr…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 8 (Video)
Got Milk?
On the 8th day of Christmas Q103, gave to me, milk, instead of "Maids a milking," Dave poured milk over my head. There was some whipped cream mixed into the milk, of course, and the sugar burned my eyes.
At this point, I would like to declare myself, the new face of "The 12 Da…
The 12 Days of Christmas, Day 7 (Video)
On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow.
I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 5 (Video)
On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them.
I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are f…
A Dan America Thanksgiving (Videos NSFW)
I fear that I've failed in my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, and now, this is my last stand, because Americans will go shopping, it's hard to compete with a good sale, especially when you're not selling anything.
Americans will continue to refuse to celebrate Thanksgiving bec…
Kids Tell The Story Of The 1st Thanksgiving (Video)
In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I have found that, the History Channel, is the most reliable source, especially when it's kids, telling the story of the first Thanksgiving.
I find this video to be more accurate, then what I was taught in school, back in the 1980&apo…
Rachel Dolezal Admits That She Is White (Videos some NSFW)
Rachel Dolezal, the woman from Washington that did not know, that she is white, finally acknowledged that she is, in fact white, and receives an ovation for her confession while on "The Real."
I am jealous, I have known that I am an American for years, and they have not invited me to be on:…
Great Debaters: South Carolina Situation (Video)
Video of the South Carolina deputy, using excessive force on a high school student, has been the hot issue this week, and now, it's the Great Debaters turn to voice their opinions on this hot topic.
The incident.
All jokes aside, I can not relate to the Deputy, because I was always the student in this…

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