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Real American Video Critic (VIDEO)
All the buzz about Guns & Roses getting back together, made me want to be a part of it, so I started watching some old G & R music videos, and I found that I am still confused about what is going on in the "November Rain" video.
Although the video won a award for "Best Cinemato…
Predictions For 2016 (VIDEO)
I wanted to find reliable source, that would predict 2016 without an objective, I wanted a non-biased influence, to guide me into the future.
I feel like I can see the future now, it is all coming to me, so clearly, that I feel like I can reach out and take a handful of the future, and stuff it in my…
New Year’s Resolution (VIDEO)
My New Year's resolution for 2016, is to be more realistic, I am setting the bar pretty low, because I would probably fail if it was not, and I want this year to be a success.
My New Year's resolution could've been to quite drinking and smoking, but when the ball dropped I am pretty su…
Did You Have A Productive 2015? (VIDEO)
Today is the day that we are all supposed to look forward, and set goals, or resolutions, to better ourselves, but most of us did the same thing last year and failed, like me.
I did not have a very productive 2015, all I did was help launch this pilot for a sketch comedy show...
How Was Your Holiday? (Video)
Another Christmas has come and gone, I got new socks, a new blanket and a bottle of whiskey, Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
I also got 11 things from the good folks, here at Q103, it should of been 12, but I was late to the party...
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 12 (Video)
On the 12th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, the end.
The original plan was to have me sit in front of the drummer of Red Sun Rising, during his sound check, but I was running late because of traffic going north. I had missed my window, to sit in front of a drum kit, and have me ears blown out, for…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 10 (Video)
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.
 
On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 9 (Video)
On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing."
If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of thr…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 8 (Video)
Got Milk?
On the 8th day of Christmas Q103, gave to me, milk, instead of "Maids a milking," Dave poured milk over my head. There was some whipped cream mixed into the milk, of course, and the sugar burned my eyes.
At this point, I would like to declare myself, the new face of "The 12 Da…
The 12 Days of Christmas, Day 7 (Video)
On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow.
I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 5 (Video)
On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them.
I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are f…
A Dan America Thanksgiving (Videos NSFW)
I fear that I've failed in my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, and now, this is my last stand, because Americans will go shopping, it's hard to compete with a good sale, especially when you're not selling anything.
Americans will continue to refuse to celebrate Thanksgiving bec…

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