The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 5 (Video)
On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them.
I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are f…
The 12 Days Of Christmas, Day 4 (Video)
On the 4th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me a phone, not a smart phone, or a cell phone and not even a cordless phone, but a corded phone.
I am both happy and proud to receive this gift from Q103, because I am pretty sure that I am the only person in America, receiving this gift, and it went straigh…
The 12 Days of Christmas, Day 3 (Video)
We the people at Q103, have been working hard to give you the 12 days of Christmas, we have been working hard to figure out what to smash me in the face with, it's hard because we can not smash me in the face with French Hens, so we use things like French Fries instead...
The 12 Days of Christmas Day 2 (Video)
"The 12 Days of Christmas," is a very confusing song, because it begins on "The first day of Christmas," the song counts up to the 12th day, at the beginning of each verse but suddenly begins counting down, or is it just listing the gifts given on each day in reve…
The 12 Days Of Christmas Day 1 (Video)
This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more.
Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice al…
Albany Is Still The Jingle Bell Champion Of The World! (Video)
3 Years ago, Albany, NY set the record for: the most people singing "Jingle Bells," while ringing Jingle Bells, and of course, I was there, because I am the King of Ding-a-ling.
It was a cold day in Albany, in front of the Times Union Center, but I had experienced a cold day like th…
Holiday Song Of The Day (Video)
The Ramones "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" is the most under-appreciated Holiday songs of all time, and it's one of my favorites.
If you have not heard this song before, it's because of a conspiracy.
The Bah Humbug Conspiracy:
In 1931, Herbert Hoover wanted everyone's Chris…
“I Am Santa Claus” (Video)
Netflix and chill to this hidden gem, "I Am Santa Claus" is a documentary featuring Mick Foley, and 4 other professional Santa Clauses, and once you see it, you can not un-see it, because the life of a professional Santa Clause, is not all milk & cookies.
Holiday Song Of The Day (Video)
Who is Suzy Snowflake?
I think that she is some kind of Witch, that can control the weather, but children love her because she can make it snow, so that there will be school closings, I am not sure, but Suzy Snowflake scares me, and so does this video...
Holiday Song Of The Day (Video)
"Dominick the Donkey."
A holiday classic, that used to scare me as a child, but now it makes me angry, because Dominick does not have his own movie.
I think that Dominick does not have his own movie, because holiday movies are prejudice toward Italians, and that is not fair...
Remember That Time I Saved Christmas? (Video)
This one time, I was watching "A Christmas Story" and Uncle Sam came to me, and was like "Dan you have to save Christmas, for America."
You're welcome.
That was 2 years ago, and it seems like it was just yesterday.
2 years later, and my copy of "A Christmas Story" does not…

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