A man in China has earned the honor for giving the fewest f**ks. He decided to leave the airplane he was on a little sooner than other passengers. He did that by walking to the emergency exit door, dropping the emergency slide and sliding down to the tarmac.
There's always that point in the day when you're browsing around the internet instead of working, and you see a link your brain tells you not to click, but you've already clicked it and there's no going back now.
Can this be real?!? You will have to decide. Reportedly, some hospitals in China have come to the conclusion that some men aren't capable of donating sperm the old-fashioned way. You know, with their hand.