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We have to think there’s some kind of error with this color-coded map that displays average breast size by country, produced by Bild.de.

The world of the internet is a strange place.  People can make comments and hide behind their usernames.  YouTube funny girl Michelle Glavan took real comments on her videos and turned them into an ode to flat chested girls.  Warning, the language is NSFW.

Remember that ‘Star Trek: The Original Series’ episode when the crew of the USS Enterprise is swapped into an evil parallel universe after an unexpected ion storm causes a malfunction?  Yeah, neither do we.  That’s a little too geeky, even for us...

Gentlemen, if your lady has been on the fence about that breast augmentation surgery, here’s a little ammunition for you — this woman’s implants saved her life.

It’s not uncommon for high-profile bank robbers to be given nicknames based on physical attributes or style. See: Baby Face Nelson and Charles “Pretty Boy” Floyd. Keeping with that unwritten law, it’s fair to dub a 23-year-old woman who orchestrated a bank heist so she could afford breast implants the “Boob Job Bandit.” The hook? She was the teller that handed over the dough in the robbery. Read M

Anna Benson, the wife of former New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson and star of the new VH-1 reality series ‘Baseball Wives,’ told the New York Post that the Mets traded her husband to the Baltimore Orioles after the 2005 season because they wanted to rescue fans…from her breasts.

Recently, a Russian fellow named Sam Nickles touched the breasts of 1,000 different women, for a total haul of 2,000 boobs felt. Why? Well, he claims he’s doing it for Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, because Putin is too busy with state affairs and being married to go out touch potential voters in that manner. (Look, we’re just reporting what Nickles says.)

Be on the lookout Saturday - It's National No Bra Day.  Females are encouraged to not wear their bras, to free their breasts for 24 hours and spend the day unleashing their boobies from the boobie zoo. Ladies are also asked to wear a white t-shirt.  Guys can also show support by wearing something purple or pink.

A new iPhone app called iAugment allows women who are considering breast augmentation to see how they would look with a new pair without actually having to go to the plastic surgeon to get an expensive and potentially embarrassing virtual visualization.

Around the pool or beach this summer, try to  keep your tongue in your mouth.  Great news for breast lovers: Victoria's Secret's brand-new "Miraculous" swim collection promises to increase the bust of its wearers by a two full cup sizes.