better advice

The last time I went to the House of Frankenstein Wax Museum in Lake George I was seven years old, I went in with my older sister and my dad, we did not make it through all the way.

Step 1: Don't do any research, just make assumptions about Canada based on what you have learned from American media.

4th of July weekend is this weekend and people are already celebrating because Americans love blowing things up so much that they can't wait, but fireworks are dangerous, this blog is to remind you of that unfortunate fact.