Recently a friend of mine told me about "skin-to-skin contact." It's the new thing where new dads are encouraged to rub their naked babies all over their own naked chests.
Anyone with little kids knows that getting them to sleep is about as easy as figuring out in your head how much to tip, splitting the atom and understanding the algorithm Facebook uses to determine which are the top stories in your feed.
It looks like if you eat too many doughnuts you might find yourself infertile. Also in related news, if you eat too many doughnuts you never have to worry about being infertile because you will be a super fat sloppy mess who won’t be getting laid anyways...