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Just A Sloth And Cat Cuddling, No Big Deal! [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:11 +0000

You win again Sloth, you always do! Freaking adorable animals just meeting up and hanging out together, God I hate them! They do this on purpose I know it. They just flaunt their adorableness in my face all day long because they know it makes me mad. “oOoo Meow Meow and *sloth noises, look [...]

Lion Meat Tacos In Florida Are So Hot Right Now!

Dalton Castle — Tue, 14 May 2013 17:01:08 +0000

I’ve never wanted so badly to eat something more then I want to eat a freaking lion right now! Lion meat tacos make all the since in the world. Have you ever seen a lion? They are giant beautiful fierce cats just covered in rippling delicious looking muscles. According to the Huffington Post a restaurant in [...]

Trust Fall: Baby Duck Addition [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:38:01 +0000

Freaking baby ducks are hands down the cutest animals on the planet, especially when they go all cult like mass suicide cliff jump like this. Look at Momma duck just encouraging the hell out of these babies. If these were humans in the same situation you know that mother would be quacking like crazy [...]

10 Reasons Why Cats Are Not Good Spies

BJ Ragone — Wed, 08 May 2013 22:03:50 +0000

We recently came across some information about the CIA attempting to turn cats into some sort of half cat - half robot thingy to spy on suspicious people in the 1960's.

What If The Ninja Turtles Were Scientifically Accurate [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:13:54 +0000

The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles were pretty awesome when I was growing up and still hold up to me today. So wouldn’t I dig these Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles? You’re damn right I would! I think I like these ninja turtles better now that all the loose ends have been tied up. No more wondering [...]

Dude Gets 15 Years In Jail For Sex With Pit Bull – Too Much Puppy Love Can Be A Bad Thing

Dalton Castle — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 20:15:01 +0000

A man in Michigan is going to jail for loving his pit bull too much. Impossible! How does one love a dog too much? Well 37 year old convicted sex offender Kurtis Peterson was caught by his room mate’s friend having sex with his dog on his bed. Unlike most dog owners who don’t allow [...]

You Can't Buy An Alligator On Craigslist But Here's What You Can Buy

Dalton Castle — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:30:56 +0000

After I heard about a Chicago man getting arrested for trying to sell a baby alligator on Craigslist, the wheels started to turn. Not only did I suddenly need to find a new way to purchase a baby alligator but I wanted to see what else was out there. I took to the interwebs and [...]

This "How Animals Eat Their Food" Video Is Spot On [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:40:19 +0000

Thank God this video exists. I can’t tell you how many nights I would lay awake wondering what it would be like to dine with an alligator. This video pretty much sums it all up. Alligators, Cows, Lizards, and even a whale this dude pretty much covers them all. Most of them are pretty solid [...]

Dude Intentionally Gets Straggled By Boa Constrictor [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 17:05:09 +0000

Thank the lord for dudes like this. Had he not let this snake squeeze the life out of him I may have never knew what happens when a boa constricts your throat. For some reason I use to think getting attacked by a snake was just like a snuggle fight. Sure they are scaly [...]

Brazilian Rats On Steroids Are The Hot New Puppy

Dalton Castle — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 17:30:04 +0000

Wait, some schmuck got tricked into thinking a juiced up rat they bought was a puppy and they’re mad about it? Apparently the latest craze in Argentina is passing off ferrets which they call “Brazilian rats” as toy poodles. The idea is when the ferret is born they inject it with steroids to beef it up and [...]

Snake Burns Down House [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 16:48:05 +0000

I haven’t seen devastation of this magnitude, since the great chipmunk fire of ’79! Even though they lack thumbs, snakes can burn down our homes!

This Dog Is Stupid! [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:25:35 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs. I love all animals especially puppies, but this dog is just a down right dumb dumb. Watching this puppy try to learn how to catch reminds me of the kid in the neighborhood who grew up with out a Dad. Playing football in the street is a clear [...]

Chimpanzees Experiencing Sun Light For First Time In 30 Years [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 19:16:34 +0000

After a long career of testing lip sticks and eye shadows these chimps finally get to experience out doors with the sun on their faces. I don’t know what it is about monkeys and apes but I can’t help but to see them and constantly wish to make them all my friends. Yeah [...]

Now Goats That Sound Like People [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 22:55:23 +0000

I’m pretty positive at least one of these goats has a human inside of it screaming for help. This is the best way to pass the time. The only issue with watching a bunch of goats make funny noises and now I’m super motivated to go buy a goat. any one got a sweet [...]

Bucket Of Sloths? Yes Please! [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:25:05 +0000

There isn’t much that can make me want to turn in my man card and blow bubbles in my chocolate milk but this is one of them. This bucket of sloths is undoubtedly the cutest freaking thing I have ever seen in my life. I want to change my name from Dalton to Alice and [...]

Puppy Bowl IX Is Looking Like The Strongest Puppy Bowl Yet! [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:45:35 +0000

It was a Ruff season but it all boils down to Sunday. Puppy Bowl IX is sure to be exciting with, Chestnut back on the field after his suspension for banned milk bones and Biscuit looking stronger than ever. I cannot begin to explain my anticipation for the puppy bowl. This year might be [...]

Woman Addicted To Eating Cat Hair

Wes Styles — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:05:55 +0000

“Lisa” recently appeared on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” to talk about her strange addiction of eating her cat’s hair. She even grooms her cat with her tongue so she can get the hair – and here you thought you had a strange family. She gathers the cat hair from around her apartment. And yes – this includes [...]

New Zealand Wants To Ban Cats From Country

Dalton Castle — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 23:10:25 +0000

Well I think New Zealand just declared war with me. Yup I’m about to show up on their front door with a bag full of cats ready to kitty bomb the hell out of them all! According to upi.com Gareth Morgan an economist has started a website urging the New Zealand residents to do away [...]

This Dead Lady Bug Is A Jerk!

Dalton Castle — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 15:30:44 +0000

Who does this Lady bug think it is? It came into my place of employment and started walking around and dying all over like it owns the place! So some stupid little lady bug sneaks into my Q103 studio and just dies in the windowsill like aint no big thing? I suppose it wants [...]

Man Arrested After Police Find His Marijuana Stash Guarded By Five Foot Alligator

Dalton Castle — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 19:38:32 +0000

I can’t blame this guy one bit. I don’t have a giant pot stash, but if I did you’d better believe I would be guarding it with a five foot man eating dinosaur. Locks can be broken, but nobody messes with an alligator. Well, maybe Steve Erwin, but that dude’s dead! Times Union is reporting [...]