Alaska is best known for snow, ice, and a great view of Russia. Yesterday, an 18 year old man tried to put himself on that list by getting intoxicated on what police believe to be marijuana and alcohol and driving his car through the doors of the Bentley Mall in Fairbanks, Alaska...
I can’t believe I’m just now hearing about this pussy who is the mayor of Talkeetna in Alaska. Furthermore, why isn’t my mayor a cat!?!?
He had no food or water, out of cell phone coverage and beer was the only thing in the back of his pick up. Clifton Vial accidentally drove his Toyota Tacoma off the road into a snow drift just north of Nome Alaska. He could occasionally start his truck for heat but survived on frozen beer for three days and lost weight!
As if the United States needed another disaster. In the early hours this morning the US Geological Survey reported that a 7.1 magnitude earthquake shook the coast of Alaska and now there is a tsunami warning in place.
Sarah Palin is the outdoorsy type and loves to hunt but recently she said it was necessary to "feed her family". You'll roll over laughing when you hear how much her hunting trips end up costing.