SUNY Albany Discovers Giving Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness
I never wanted kids, but if this study is true I’ll get my girlfriend pregnant tonight!
According to CBSDC a recent study performed by Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness is sperm (WOO!). this changes my whole outlook on pregnant women.
I use to be repulsed by women who have a baby inside them. I would see their fat sweaty bodies standing on swollen ankles and it would make me have my own morning sickness. However, after learning that these pregnant chicks are now all going to be mouth hungry for my love lava, I have a whole new attraction. Thank you Gordon Gallup for turning my life around. I can now go home get my lady pregnant and live happy for the next 9 months… sell the baby off and start the whole cycle over (just because I want oral every day doesn’t mean I want kids).