I almost found myself smack dab in the middle of this same situation in Richmond, Virginia. I don't know what the cause of this massive stripper fight was but I can tell you I am super happy I was not involved.

Watching these ladies of the night throw half naked hey makers laced with acrylic nails makes me count my blessings that I avoided this event in the past.

When I was 22 I went to a club with my friends in Virginia. They must have been having some crappy radio promotion going on because there was a guy named Sludge there handing out coupons and free frisbees. Both things I love. I am sometimes known as a frugal man and was not about to tip the women on stage with real money. So, I took my Hardee's coupon that was shaped like a hamburger and tipped her on stage with that.

When she got hip to the situation, she stormed off the stage in my direction. The bouncers moved quick and dragged her out. To this day I still can't understand why she was so mad. The coupon was for a free Hardee's cheeseburger that was worth way more than $1.