I use to say get me a pony for Christmas, but I’ve changed my mind. I want this Zebra pony combo dual and I want it now!

This is no joke I need a ride to Staten Island and fast. If I don’t get down there and lasso me up these tiny pocket sized horse like live action toys I just might die. I don’t know why you are even wasting time reading this post when I already have my rope and oats ready to go. If we don’t get down there and save these animals fast some one else might swoop in and bring them home. I swear if I miss out on any zebra snuggle time I’m going to kill something… maybe full grown zebra. I’ll seriously be that mad.