State Rankings For Average Wiener Size

Yet another important study has put curing cancer on the back burner. Fnally we know which order the states line up when it comes to the size of their Twinkies.

Economy, cost of living or natural disasters, are these things you look at before moving to a new state? No way, the real thought on everyone’s mind is “what’s the average size honker?” Thankfully, the Huffington Post published a recent article ranking our states so we no longer have to wonder.

Rankings According to The Huffington Post

#1.  North Dakota

#2. Rhode Island

#3. South Dakota

#4. Washington, D.C. (not a state, but whatever)

#5. Massachusetts

#6. Ohio

#7. Arizona

#8. Alabama

#9. New York (Top 10 is not that bad)

#10. South Carolina

[See The Rest Of The Rankings Here]