So I'm the worst backseat driver known to man. As a former truck driver, and professionally trained, I know what happens as a result of tailgating and just not paying attention. Which leads me to a female co-worker, also known as, 'THE WORST DRIVER ON THE PLANET!

She tailgates, barely stops for stop signs and frankly, isn't a good driver. It's bad! Which leads me to my next thought: I wouldn't even feel comfortable with her driving those battery powered kid cars. Seriously!

I'm pretty sure she would crash into a wall or something, or maybe, drive backwards down a flight of stairs, like this chick!