Is it just me or is this new Brazilian “Penis Snake” making anyone else uncomfortable?

According to Mongobay.com a new rare species of amphibians were discovered in Brazil which is being dubbed the “penis snake” for reasons I can not understand. These lung less and eye less amphibians are said to absorb oxygen through their skin and also drive the ladies wild… or scare the hell out of them.

I thought I was afraid of being eaten by an anaconda. Not any more! I’d take death by anaconda over having one of these things so much as slither over my face any day!