Sinead O’Connor Is Single And Desperate

It's a real shocker that Sinead O'Connor is single after those crazy pictures of her new look appeared online.  She is however a single woman on the prowl, and she wants a man.  Sinead even set up a blog laying out exactly what she is looking for.

Look at this hottie!  How could you say no to her?  Apparently a lot of men have been turning her away because Sinead has taken to her blog in order to find a guy.  It sounds pretty desperate for someone who is famous.  Sp guys get set, because if you fit her standards than you might be the lucky guy who gets to take home this lady!

So what type of guy is she looking for?  Here is a list of things she is looking for in her man:

• He must be no younger than 44
• Must be living in Ireland but I don’t care if he is from the planet Zog (Aliens this mean you!)
• Must not be named Brian or Nigel
• Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous
• Has to be employed. Am not fussy in what capacity generally but vehicle clampers need not apply
• No hair gel, No hair dryer use, No hair dye
• Stubble is a non-negotiable must. Any removal of stubble would be upsetting for me
• Has to like his mother
• Has to live in own place

That won't be the only criteria you'll have to fill.  Sinead asks that any man that apply be into a certain sexual act, and act she highlights here:

I’ve been repeatedly asked will I ‘do anal sex’. Let me make it very clear.. Any man I contemplate has to be into anal sex.. It was a family paper so they wudnt have printed it but let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply

-Sinead O'Connor's official blog

So if you happen to be a man who fits all of the above criteria, than this just might just be the woman of your dreams.  Anyone who wants to apply can email Sinead's secretary, vampyahslayah@yahoo.com