Before my arrival to Albany, someone called me a “Goat Humper." I’m not really sure why that was their insult of choice. Maybe it was a self conscious thought on themself and they decided to use it to attack me. Regardless the reason, I proved the world I was NO GOAT HUMPER. But then I saw this video.

I had no idea this kind of adorableness could come from a goat. I’m not a mushy guy, but you watch this video and try denying its cuteness. Where can I buy a duffel bag full of these little fuzzy goats so I can put them in a giant bowl and eat them all with milk! This baby goat looks and acts so damn adorable it will almost make you want to hump it! Well, almost.