Serial Pooper Alert! Serial Pooper Alert! [VIDEO]

Someone call Tina Belcher! On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they were talking about the Real Mad Pooper! Who is on the run from the law after leaving a skid mark in Akron, Ohio. 

Maybe I am too excited about this, but how often does a cartoon come to life? In Ohio?

For some reason I think it would be harder to catch a Serial Tinkler.

I think that the Serial Pooper has a good edge though, because he is light on his feet after he commits the crime.

And know we have a knew bathroom code for number 2; "Excuse me, I have to go commit a crime."

I wonder how effective that would be on a first date?

If I were the mad pooper I would lay off the corn, because the cops can trace the corn back to the store the Mad pooper bought it from. I feel bad for the cop that has to pick up that trail though.

The Mad Pooper has not been caught, that is because when he poops he does not grunt. I guess that makes his crimes silent but deadly.