Oh man, this is great. If you liked Dice Clay’s limericks, you’re going to love this! I think it’s safe to say that nobody swears like Samuel Jackson. And often times, foul language is most fun when heard in the least appropriate places. “Go the F*** to Sleep” is a bedtime story about a child that won’t fall asleep and is narrated by Jackson. It’s available at Amazon.com, but Audible.com has a little of the audio that you can listen to. Although it’s just a couple lines, it will make you laugh and want to buy it. I hear it’s already sold out before it hit the shelves.

Update: I just found the unedited and full version of this. Caution, there are a lot of F-boms.