I’ve claimed my muscles could do a lot of things. I claim they can move mountains, Convince women to take their clothes off, and they even can be an artificial sweetener. But never have they stopped a knife. According to UPI.com the Russian Interior Ministry released a statement saying a man was stabbed in the stomach by his friend at a party after the man claimed his abs we’re knife proof. His friend doubted him, but once his friend said he took martial arts as a child and he couldn’t be pierced by a knife, he had to test him. The ultimate way to prove someone is full of shit is to stab them in the stomach with a kitchen knife and show them that they are full of blood and guts.