Rotterdam Police Searching For Man And His Tally Whacker
There’s a dude flashing people in Rotterdam and the police can’t find him? How about starting with the guy who is missing pants? This pant less maniac has exposed himself to women already four times in the five corners area of town. And if you do that math that’s like 0.8 dongs per corner.
Lt. Michael Brown says the flasher usually strikes between 4:30 and 6 a.m. so now we know this man is extremely dangerous based on the fact that he #1 has no pants and #2 is a perky morning person. Morning people are the worst, especially when they have a loaded clown in their hands.