Eat your vegetables, do your homework and for God sakes, stuff that chest of yours full of silicon already! This mom is great!

After checking out this story on the Huffington Post about a British mother who is encouraging her 14 year-old daughter to get breast implants I had to respect the hell out of her. Between herself and her daughter the family possess over $75,000 in breast implants and are looking to chalk up a few more with the youngest daughter.

I can blame this mother for wanting her daughters to pump their chest full of fake ta-tas. What mother wouldn’t want their kids to have the self confidence needed to get through life? Everyone knows unless your rocking a set of triple D’s you’re never going to get a head in life. It’s always been said you got to give head to get a head and if you’re wearing the giant fun bags you might get a free pass!