Maybe I’m not artsy enough to fully understand the meaning of this performance art piece but I’m pretty sure this is a protest against Jesus and bird flu and maybe comfortable underpants are under fire too.

The eastern world freaks me out. The farthest I have been is Montenegro and I don’t dare go any further. I think the farther east you travel the more bizarre things get. In North Korea they use an erector set to build faulty bombs and space rockets. In Japan everyone has a pixilated penis. And in China you find dudes tied to crosses and dead chickens while some chick sucks on his tummy.