Rachel Dolezal Admits That She Is White (Videos some NSFW)

Rachel Dolezal, the woman from Washington that did not know, that she is white, finally acknowledged that she is, in fact white, and receives an ovation for her confession while on "The Real."

I am jealous, I have known that I am an American for years, and they have not invited me to be on: "The Real," "The View," "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show," "NASA," or "Fox News."

I want to be on TV.

So for the rest of this blog I am going to forget that I am an American, because I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

These guys think that they are turning Japanese to, and they get a music video.

Is that how it works?

Do I get to be on TV yet?

Do I get to sit on a nice comfy couch, surrounded by lovely ladies who will applaud me when I admit that I was born in America, and that my name is Dan, and that is why I must be: Dan America...?

Or do I have to settle for Youtube? (NSFW)