On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show Eric Zane went number 2 in the ladies room, because there was someone in the men's room and he did not want them to smell the furry. As Mr. Zane exited the restroom he warned a woman what she was about to walk into. 

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I don't go number 2 in public restrooms, and they are "rest" rooms not "bath" rooms. A public bathroom is a bath house. If someone is taking a bath in a restroom then they are probably homeless or they were running late. The homeless don't run late, in fact, they are always on time.

I do not like to go number 2 in public restrooms because I like to read while I am on my thrown.

"Thrown" is the key word, for my phobia, because if it is public then it is not my thrown. I don't even like to go number 2 at other peoples houses, unless I am related to them, or have been visiting that persons home for a while.

I think my phobia is based on the fact that I can not settle for just wiping after going number 2. I need a shower... I have sensitive skin.

Although I do not take full advantage of public restrooms, I have been in allot of them. Men's Rooms & Woman's Rooms, I have yet to visit a unisex restroom but I have time and I can arrange for a opportunity.

My point is this: No Public Restroom is safe, because everybody poops. Men's rooms always smell like ammonia and farts. Ladies rooms smell like used scented feminine hygiene products and farts. But sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go and it does not matter!!!!!!!

But I still want you people to talk about the potty room.

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