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Politician Dude Claims He Has Sex With Aliens

I know my girlfriend would be pretty pissed if I ever cheated on her, but I wonder if she might be cool with it if it was with an alien. Simon Parks a politician in the UK has a pretty sweet outlook on life. He has a wife and 3 kids and on top of all that he also gets to bone an alien like 4 times a year. At least according to the Northern Echo that’s the scoop.

“Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen.” – NE

I’d much rather have an alien child then a human one. Hell I’d rather have any other species baby then a human. Animals and I assume alien are just better right from the star. I watch discovery channel all the time and babies of all kinds just fall out of the mother ready to run jump and fight. It doesn’t matter what type of animal it is, it’s just ready to go. I assume this Parks dude’s new baby was ready to shoot lasers the moment it was born. Also how about the balls on this guy openly talks about his intergalactic sex-capades like his wife shouldn’t care about it.

“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but it is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.” – NE

I can’t blame him, I feel like when aliens are involved all rules have changed.




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