Pole Vaulting At 90 Years-Old Must Get This Dude Laid All The Time [VIDEO]
Everything I know about pole vaulting I learned from Kevin Bacon in “Tremors”, but I still think I can crush this guy’s world record.
Being able to run at 90 years old is impressive yes, but let’s not get all crazy calling him the Best in his age bracket. It’s not like there is a whole lot of 90 year-olds out there running at a mild pace with a pole in their hands. Being the best 90 year-old at pole vaulting is like being the best “elephant man”… there aren’t a whole lot out there.
Yes I think its great the crypt keeper can jump over a 7 foot pole with out his bones turning to dust, but does he have to insist on not wearing a shirt in those short shorts?