Parents Rage Over Dil-Doh

You don't even understand how proud we were when we came up with that title.

Every year there's the hot toy that's impossible to find. Also though, there's the toy that was possible to find, but after being opened a billion times on Christmas, you realize never should have even been on a shelf.

This year's toy that shouldn't have made it is the Play-Doh Sweet Shoppe Cake Mountain. If you look at the picture, you may be able to find what many parents had a problem with. If you can't, then your mind isn't dirty enough for this conversation.

A dildo, that's what it looks like. Well, that's what all the parents are saying. A chef friend of mine has told me that everything in a professional kitchen looks like a dildo, so this is actually spot on.

Now I'd like to say I'm 100% sure that no child thought "Wow, mom and dad got me play-doh and a dildo" but there are some not so great parents out there. Is this just parents overreacting? I've never not been able to drink out of a water bottle for fear of its shape.

Also just for due diligence, if you, um, resemble this applicator at all, I suggest you make an appointment with a urologist immediately on your way to the hospital.