In China a Lady’s dog just gave birth to a litter of puppies that look like the cutest pandas on the planet. They look just as adorable as a real giant panda cub but won’t grow up and eat you and your entire family. That is the only reason I don’t own a panda right now. If it wasn’t for the whole “it will tear my arms off” thing I would buy so many giant panda’s on the black market right now.

 

PS: I was completely lying about how I feel about giant pandas. In my heart I actually hate giant pandas. Let it be known that red panda rules, giant panda drools!