Ryan Bensen, 40, and Erica Manley, 37 were recently arrested for the tip the left their waitress at a local steak house. What really confuses me is I don’t know what the big deal is. I mean these folks were super generous and left the slandered 15 percent in crystal meth gratuity. So are they under arrest for being too generous?

“Police busted two suspected methamphetamine dealers at a Seaside restaurant after they slipped their server an envelope stuffed with the psychoactive drug, authorities said…

When it came time to settle their tab, the cash-strapped couple first plunked down a gift card to pay their bill, Gross said. Later, they offered their waitress an envelope with a question mark scribbled on it.” – oregonlive

This had to be the most exciting day of this young waitress’s life. It’s like she left her boring day job as a waitress at a steak house and suddenly she’s on the set of this wacky new game show that is a hybrid of Breaking Bad and Let’s Make a Deal. “Take the mystery envelope take the mystery envelope!”