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Octomom Says She’ll Do Masturbation Porn… That’s Good News If You’re Into Sleeping Bags

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Hurray, now the question “what does a vagina look like after it pushes 8 watermelon shaped babies out?” will finally be answered.

According to NYDailynews.com Nadya Suleman also known as the “Octomom” says she will fall back on her last resort to support her children and do porn. Apparently she thinks there is a huge market for women with huge vaginas. The catch is she says she’ll only do masturbation videos so no actual sex with another human… lucky us. Now instead seeing this women act like a circus sea lion we get to watch her treat her body as over sized luggage. I don’t doubt there are people who will pay to see this. Hell, I’m even a little curious. My only question is what does Octomom use to masturbate with? She can’t just use a normal sized dildo can she? I mean she has 8 babies all at once, she has to be as baggy as two African elephant ears. Do you think she sits on the neighbors Volkswagen or just starts swallowing bar stools 2 at a time?

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