Norwegian Soccer Player Elise Thorsnes Tweets Picture Of Her Injured Vagina [PHOTOS]

Wait, you can injure that? Is it broken or did she just pull it? Is a torn vagina muscle a real injury or is this just a Norwegian thing? This is just one more reason I’m happy I am a man with zero vagina’s to hurt.

Elise Thorsnes is a soccer player in Norway and this picture she tweeted after an injury is just making its way to the western world. I’m not sure if the idea of an ice pack so close to that part of her body is a great idea but I don’t mind the image. I know in the "Christmas Story" we learn the valuable lesson about sticking your tongue to a frozen poll but it never says anything about Lips.

Okay, I’m not certain this young lady is old enough for us to be thinking about in this kind of way, but in one of these pictures she is holding a beer. So she’s at least old enough for that. But then again I have no idea what the drinking age is in Norway so let’s just say if she is 16 years old in America that’s like 28 in Norwegian years. They age faster over there because they need to be ready quicker in life for dragon slaying and such. On a side note I don’t know what it is about Viking chicks but I think I love them. Look at these girls they look like the type a ladies that could fight off a bear, make you dinner and still deliver a solid back rub before bed. Norway you make some superior women and I would like to thank you.

Not the mention this chick might have super powers. As I once suspected most women of Norway have powers and it looks like i was right. Not only can Elise Thorsnes play soccer but she also can fly!

And it’s no wonder Elise Thorsnes hurt her vagina. By the evidence shown in this picture it appears that she has been treating it like an amusement park!