Listen, I think its cute Canada has the CFL and all but let’s leave it at that. We can’t have chubby Mayor Rob “Kool-aid” Ford trying to handle the pig skin. It looks cannibalistic.

I miss the NHL just as much as any Canadian and I’m as American as a bald eagle. However, you don’t see me picking up a lacrosse stick and making a fool out of myself. Not to mention let’s leave nationality out of it. Regardless the fact this Mayor dude is Canadian let’s focus on his proportions. You can’t have the body shape of a Timer The Cheese Guy and expect to run backwards with no consequences.