Oh my god, the roads are flooded, rain is everywhere, get out your life preserver and be ready to move to higher ground! By the way, make sure you have your big ass bicycle ready to troll a local news report. 

And that's the thing about the news. The world is ending and they have to cover it. The best part? They're the only ones living in their overly serious life as the rest of us live to troll the crap out of them.