'Look At Boobs While At Work' day is a completely made up 'holiday' that I think should become the real deal. How motivating would that be? And why the hell not? Boobs? At work? Perfect! 

On second thought, looking at boobs at work would completely kill all motivation wouldn't it? Nothing would ever get done, cause I mean, and I don't know about you, but I could look at boobs all day.

Solution?

Day off! Boom! You're welcome! Now go look at boobs.

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