Stop the presses and stop the Oreo packing lines. We need to unload a dump truck full of these new cookie dough flavored Oreos into my mouth. There’s a new flavor on the street and it’s incredibly redundant.

“Continuing its grand tradition of creating flavor after new flavor, Oreo has launched two brand-new varieties: cookie dough and then something called “marshmallow crispy” which is clearly based on a Rice Krispies Treat but for legal reasons, we assume, cannot be called that.” -Newsfeed

Oreo (cookie) filled with cookie dough (uncooked cookie) will be the end of all humanity. It starts with this and soon we’ll be just swimming in Olympic sized swimming pools full of Capri sun. It might not be the healthiest future but it certainly sounds delicious.

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