Missed Connections Aid

I stalk you and your cat, I have proof, you have a friend with a little boy. I know you're carious about me because you're old so you must be decaying, but I don't know how you can possibly be decaying about me. If you see this, tell me what kind of car you drive so I can stalk you more.

I saw you while we were both driving and you are so hot, I almost got into an accident and my jaw somehow detached itself from my face and hit the floor.

I am suing you now, you have long black hair. I think you can afford the lawsuit because you drive a Volkswagen.

P.S. You should not date me, I am a bad driver.

You used to give me Golden Showers, I know you still have to pee, please pee on me.

This is obvious, I want to hook up, some people will get upset.

You may of lost the Cannoli eating competition at Summer night in Schenectady, but I still want your cream covered beard.

Girl at Staples tech desk on Wednesday in North Greenbush, E-mail me.

You gave me your business card, I must of lost it because I made this post on Missed Connections.