I’m standing pretty firm on this one. I can’t find a single thing sexy about this video and I don’t understand anyone who does. Miley Cyrus stopped being hot when she stopped being forbidden fruit. Now a video of her on stage “twirking” (and I use that phrase lightly) surfaces and suddenly everyone thinks she’s the sexiest thing on earth? Really, how dose walking around like a giraffe with a Justin Bieber hair cut dressed like Beetlejuice constitute as sexy? That slow methodical strut she does over to the speaker reminds me of those clowns on stilts that you’d see at a parade or carnival. “Hey kids it’s me, I bet you thought that I was dead. But when I fell over all I just broke my leg and got a hemorrhage in me head”!

Bottom line, Miley Cyrus is not hot and should never be viewed as such, ever! Prove me wrong Miley, I dare you!... Pleas?