I have already sworn off having kids of my own. I’m selfish and irresponsible. It’s not fair to them to have me as a parent…plus they stink. But...

if I ever have kids, I do want them to play sports. However I promise not to attend any of the competitions until they at least reach the varsity level. Kid’s sports are a lot like girls sports. They are boring. However, woman’s soccer for some strange reason I find extremely entertain and interesting. Come to think of it I did women’s volleyball too…. but soft ball, yeah softball is boring.

I’m getting off topic. If I have a kid I won’t see them play until they reach the varsity level to prevent boredom. That is unless of course, someone can promise me that every game my child participates in will be as intriguing and nerve-racking as this middle school basketball game.