Michelle Obama Loses All Credibility with Turnip Dance [VINE]
Watching other people’s attempt at humor like this makes me want to lay down in front of a commercial-sized lawnmower going full power. The White House released this Vine of Michelle Obama in what I think was an attempt to be topical, hip and funny but instead made me bash my head into a cinderblock wall.
Someone doing a bad Barack impression on Vine asked the First Lady “how many calories do you burn every time you turn up…?” Michelle Obama responded with the Vine you see above.
This makes me so angry, I can’t even describe. Not only did she NOT answer his question but she made millions of people everywhere throw up a little in their mouths (I assume).
I can almost see the room full of zeros who thought this would be an amazing Vine and super hilarious. Just a bunch a suits standing around patting themselves on their un-funny non-creative backs, nodding their heads in self approval.